Holy crap it's May 15th and I'm camping
Camping in Massachusetts in May is like New England itself-a lesson in extremes. As I write this I am sitting in a practically vacant state forest wearing my favorite winter hat and cutoff shorts. And having one.hell.of.a.time.
For all you snappy campers out there who can think of a zillion reason NOT to venture out so early in the season I'm going to give you five reasons you should:
Bring the noise, NOT-Camping at this time, especially Monday-Friday means you will have the place practically to yourself. No listening to your neighbors argue, their crappy taste in music or private bodily functions.
Mo' Money-Most private campgrounds charge the lower, off-season rate until early or mid-June. That translates to more duckets in your pocket that you can use to buy awesome camping gear. Or beer. It's all good.
Go the the front of the line-Actually there isn't one. Unless you're arriving by air or by sea, Cape Cod has one way in and one way out. It's called Route 6 and it has exactly 2 lanes. Which can be a less than ideal way to begin or end your vacation at the height of the season (to say the least). Other places you won't find a line while camping in May: the entrance to the campground, the beach and, most importantly, the bathroom.
One less trip to the store-The weather might be a little bit nippy, but this is good news for your camping refrigerator (also known as 'the cooler'). Summer camping means a minimum of two ice refills a day (otherwise you're playing 'catch me if you can' with at least 2 strains of food poisoning). May camping pretty much means one and done. For the entire trip.
Less Ranger Danger-The lack of other campers' noise means you can serve a double helping of your own. Think of it as DIY quiet hours.
Besides, with a few extras blankets (last night I used 4) and an awesome Coleman tent heater (and maybe just a little sex with a shark ), you won't even feel the chill in the air. But you will feel the freedom.


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